Wednesday, October 29, 2008

This Kid is Kuh-Razy

I confess - I've been having a lot of fun with Twitter. Not only is it a great way to discover fellow WAHMs, trade business tips and tricks, and find loads of amazing products/blogs/sites, it's also occasionally... well... hilarious. I suppose when you get 700 rather outgoing people in a room together, somebody's going to say something funny now and then, right? The 140-character format is just perfect for those "OMG this hysterical thing just happened" moments, and I love posting weird and wacky little things that happen between me and my daughter throughout the day.

This morning I realized I could search my twitter history and started reading back over some of my recent "tweets" about Ms. Thing (generally referred to as the "girlie"). Because I don't share much about my family here, and, frankly, I'm drawing a bit of a blank when it comes to blogging today, I've decided to share with you some of my faves:

Me: "Sure you don't have to potty before naptime?" The girlie: "Don't worry, mom - if I have to go poopoo, I'll call you on your cell."

Me: "Better wear your coat, sweetie - don't want to freeze your tush off." Girlie: "I won't, Mom, I promise. It's strong stuck on!"

Me: "Night night, sweet girl. My lips are ready for a kiss." Girlie: "That's weird. My lips are ready for a nice big glass of milk."

Me: "You know what, sweets? I was just thinking how much I love you." Girlie: "Aw. I was just thinking how much I love your necklace."

Me: "Aren't you about ready for some breakfast?" Girlie: "Sure. I think I'll have some nice hot morning Nerds."

Girlie: "Maybe when I grow up I can be a chair. A strong strong chair... Can I have a vitamin?"

I have been informed that the little girlie's dinner "tastes like pantry." What do you think that means?

My daughter has just knighted me with her magic wand. I've been dubbed "King Princess of the Mom."

That kid's nuts I tell ya. Want to follow the adventures of King Princess of the Mom as they occur? Tweet me here.


LazyTcrochet said...

She's sweet! I love twitter too.

Darlene Martin said...

Wow, this put a big smile on my face. Thanks for sharing!

Meghan said...

My fav thing is when she tells you she really loves your necklace!

She is adorable!

glassidentities said...

that was so cute.. they grow up so fast and now forever you have these written down :)

Sara at Soap Rehab said...

She is so adorable! I love your crazy kid moment twitters...they always make me laugh. :)

Kim said...

I have to admit, I LOVE reading these very tweets. They make my day!
I think they remind me of my little sister (yes, I have a sister who is not quite five, odd!! ;) ) who is a little princess premodonna and I miss her.

I can't wait to have a princess of my own (but I must :( )...and your tweets are like little bursts of sunshine throughout my day :)
Thanks for sharing them :)
I am so thrilled to have discovered you through twitter :)

Lorissa J. Longfellow said...

This is great! Me: "Night night, sweet girl. My lips are ready for a kiss." Girlie: "That's weird. My lips are ready for a nice big glass of milk."
Thanks for sharing. I'm trying to avoid twitter. I'm having a hard time getting everything done already!!

Dina Cuomo said...

Love to read the comments about your girlie - keep them coming!

hippos toes said...

I just boo-ed you! come and see :) Happy Halloween!

Carol said...

She's adorable!! I LOVE the name of your business....AND your blog! I'll be back!

ElegantSnobbery said...

Aw, thanks for making me laugh, Kelly and Girlie!! I love reading your Twitter comments!!

Waterrose said...

Sounds like you might have you hands full when she turns 13...LOL

Sarah said...

Adorable! I always laugh about the funny things they say. I think "well, where did she come up with that?" Precious! They grow up way too fast!